Hey Ya'all Foolish People, Come On In! Let's Talk About Sex!

Alright.. I've been bored, stressed out at work. I need a good laugh. So today, our topic is one thing all men (and women, don't cha deny it!) lust for, day and night - Sex.

Yeah, I can see it, you're hooked. Now, you didn't think I'm really going to talk about sex, do you?

Well.. as a matter of fact, sort of, but not the "Sex" you're thinking.

It's about a man who named his dog "Sex".

Ya ready? Alrighty.. read on. *Story begins*

Everyone I know who has a dog usually call them "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must've been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for Sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I have planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should've sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hopes to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I seperated, we went to court fighting for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married. The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again, I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4.00 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

*Story ends*

Stress is nothing but accumulated tensions. Find nitty-gritties, funny lil' stuff to keep you entertained during high-stress period will certainly help keep your emotions in place. I hope you enjoyed my Sex talk, please if you have one, share one with me too.

Peace out, dudes.

Top 3 World's Dumbest Person..

This is a tribute to all my loyal readers and my friends. Please, be my guest, enjoy the clips. - Joe

World's Dumbest Criminal

Get prepared to roll over your stomach while this dude tried sneaking into a store for "free" stuff.

First question wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire

"What the hell..?!" You would ask. This guy can't even answer the easiest question for a quick $100 cash! I bet a 3-year old could do better!

Miss Teen USE 2007 - South Carolina Answering A Question

Try answering to this:
"Recent polls have shown 1/5 of America can't locate the US on the World map. Why do you think this is?"

And then watch as South Carolina attempt the question...

Honestly? Transformer Sucks!

If you're looking to watch Transformer, sorry but I'm going to disappoint you by saying this - Transformer sucks, BIG TIME!

Why? It's not the story line, or the characters, but the fact that it just wasted 30++ bucks out of my wallet.. Well, today is the second time I watch Transformer, and guess what? I'm going to watch it again, tomorrow!

Argh! Basically what I wanted was to join my friends, having great time, out there. But everytime someone proposes for movie, it's definitely "Transformer, Transformer.. Transformer!" (Duh~~) So no choice, it's kinda weird if I join them just for the lunch and then go home after that..

BUT, the fortunate thing is, I get to see Megan Fox everytime I watch Transformer, and that's what kept me going (watching 3 times of the Robots fighting wasn't fun, but I don't really mind watching Megan Fox in action, again and again, Hah!)

She's HOT! (You must be Gay to say she's not)

So, after the movie today, I'm supposed to meet up with some primary friends of mine, I did, and guess what? 5 girls attended, and I'm the ONLY guy (lucky dude me, Andrew - you flaked!), had a great time all in all, at least I get to patch up things I've missed..

.. My friends. Old-time friends.

If you're one of them that I've not met, don't hesitate to hit me up, phone, facebook, MSN, whatever.. Just get in touch with me! (I won't hesitate to watch Transformer with you guys, again!)